Tony the Tiger scandal
§ Saturday, January 24, 2004 @ 10:41 PM
The Tony the Tiger scandal has become more complicated. Apparantly he was married to a tiger but then impregnated a kangaroo, who may or may not have given birth to a mutant Kangaroo/Tiger hybrid who may or may not have been named Antoinette. Like everyone, I am shocked and appalled and will never eat Frosted Flakes again.
-D